Remember this post?

• “Thank god spring is creeping in!” I said. And then it snowed for another fucking month. To those of you from Denmark, I’m sorry, it was me! I couldn’t keep my mouth shut and Nemesis heard me. (I actually thought it was pretty cozy but I’ve stuck inside ever since so don’t listen to the crazy lady with cabin fever, people.)

• “Eat clean and healthy and blah blah even though you’re sick“. Shut up lady. Just shut up. Cause before you know it, nobody in the family is able to eat or hold food in. So just be thankful for your ability to eat. Still looking forward to getting that back btw.

• And the finale -cause I just had to, now didn’t I?- ; “In a couple of days I’ll be back in the (dearly missed) gym and back on track!” I’m just shaking my head here.. Let me  describe my situation to you. I’m sick like a dog and I’m on some pretty god damn heavy meds who people sell their grandmas for. All 4 of them (it’s called divorce). And I ain’t be playin’ in no gym, people.

Anyway, this wasn’t to complain (good job, huh?) but just to say, hey I’m sorry for The Universe being an ass, I’m still alive (kinda) and I’m a boring farthole with nothing to post. So if I’d have to complain it would be about being boring farthole.
But look I made it to the computer, HALLELUJAH IT’S A MIRACLE! Bye now, I’m going to go pass out.