Here’s a little sneak peak at my life right now.. It contains the following;

• A dog who has become deeply disturbed after his partner died. We thought we’d made it through the hard part. We haven’t.
• Before mentioned dog overspraying my house with shit, anal fluid and throw-up because he has completely freaked out and refused to go for a walk outside our perimeter for 3 days. Kevin had to drag and carry out him last night while he was shaking and screaming. Yes dogs can scream. Yes, it’s a horrible sound. Yes, people think we are killing our dog. Yes, in that moment we want to.
  And this is just one of his behavioral symptoms. Needless to say I’m spending a lot of time researching and talking with our vet.
• Talking with imbeciles, trying to help them get my birth certificate right the forth time. Possibly before I go into labor. I won’t even bother you with this one.
• A baby that is possibly way over-due, a midwife that’s on vacation and a baby that won’t come out. Did I mention overdue pregnancy?
• A pelvis that is literally cracking apart.
• Nights filled with pain and no sleep because of non-existent pelvis.
• Internet that switches on and off as it pleases. Someone, somewhere is having a lot of fun.
• A wisdom tooth that is trying to dig itself free from my scull, creating a balloon of infection in the process of doing so.
• Family members with no sense of responsibility whatsoever and a flair for lying to top it off.

Did I mention that our fridge and washing machine died on the same day last week? Yeah. So if you see a newsflash where an over pregnant maniac bitch is getting a little relief with the help of automatic weapons that’s just me. HI Y’ALL!
Right now I’m going to pull down the curtains, turn everything off and pull up the covers before anyone gets hurt. In between mopping up after the dog. See you next week.

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