Vega has been teething for the last two weeks. If you don’t have kids (I don’t know if elves count?) then let me just offer my translation services and inform you that this means that the baby is not happy and refuses everything. Especially things that include SLEEP and EATING. Which aren’t like basic needs or anything so I don’t really know what I’m complaining about..
Anyway! December is a month away. Which means that apart from making my wish list, I need to pull my ass together and remove the army of pumpkins and spiders that are currently occupying our house. Not real spiders of course (no need to worry), although that would be totally awesome now that I think of it. My own army of radioactive spiders.. On the other hand it would probably get exhausting to manage world domination when sleep deprived and in possession teething baby. I think I’ll just stick with the baby.
So my point, Santa, is that all I want for Christmas is nap time and if I can’t have that then I want the new retina 15-inch MacBook Pro. And you better include the Adobe Master Collection. You owe me!