As we slip into December I thought I’d share some beautiful winter photos..

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I feel like a giant blowup doll where someone forgot to read the instructions before  inflating me. (Is that you Kev?) And I miss you guys.

I haven’t posted since my brain has basically shut down from 24/7-pain and sleep deprivation. I’m fearing that my IQ and creativity level have dropped to the stage of Homer. Our stomachs even match! Except, he doesn’t get fatter.

In other news my beautiful, beloved phone decided to die on me right when I got my moblog working and I totally need to go see my optician cause I’m definitely going blind.

The funny part is that I’m still happy. Damn hormones.

So as you probably can guess my life is a great big lovely mess right now. And no, no sarcasm there for once. Just personal blabber so now you can’t tell me you haven’t been warned.

The pregnancy itself is going better than we could have hoped for. Miracle is happy and healthy and totally taking over my body in the kind of “am I really pregnant or just a schizophrenic alien morphing every night for the fun of it”-kind of way. And just to get things straight I’d totally be doing the same thing to me if I were a schizophrenic alien. Which I partially am at the moment.(??) I’m sure it’s the alien way of masturbating.. Kind of cute. One of the symptoms of this state is Rainbow Boobs (oh yeah, you know this was coming your way). My boobs change color several times in the time range of 24 hours. Which I first observed with curiosity. Then I began taking a little closer look. Now the “rainbowing” has become disturbing enough to me that I’m officially starting a post-Rainbow-Boob savings account for whatever serious work I need done, possibly taken out by a radioactive ex-kidnapped Russian scientist that can fix fucked up body parts that change color.

So as you can tell I haven’t been feeling really in touch with myself lately..  OH HAI BRAIN. Which brings me on to a more important matter.. We need to discuss the “What I Discovered This Week” posts. I’ve been neglecting them for the last couple of weeks because of Bubble Wrap Brain. I’ve been feeling inspired and have been wanting to share discoveries with you but when it came down to the creating of a new blog post I’ve just started drooling. And a lot of times I haven’t thought my shit was anywhere near interesting enough to you guys. Then I’ve started rethinking my whole theme so SOMETHING would happen here and then I’ve gotten overwhelmed by the huge amount of options and then I’ve gotten distracted and have finally given up (again) and gotten hungry instead. See? Where the fuck is this post going anyway?

…(Excuse me while I just read back to find the actual point of this post)..

The “What I Discovered This Week” posts. Right. So I figure that either I get my shit together or I turn it in to a monthly post or I just CTRL+ALT+DELETE the damn thing and start smoking again except I’M PREGNANT and that is not what is making my hysterical. The NON-SMOKING part is.

Oh and happy Mother’s Day.