Remember how I was jumping up and down in pure dishwasher ecstasy? Turns out things ain’t that pretty when new shit needs to be installed in our house.

Let me skip through the unexpected remodeling of half of our kitchen and say that I just spent a week(!) washing dishes in our bathroom sink while living in a construction site with two small children. Would I recommend it? No. Was I close to ending up killing someone? I did not have that kind of spare time on my hands. Is it worth it now that I can actually sit down and listen to the pure bliss that is the sound of Lady Siemens doing her job (you could learn something Mr. Plumber.)? Definitely YES! Do I love that machine as much as I love my kids? Let me just say that the Mother’s Day presents better be preeetty damn good. ;)

Apparently my phone has death cramps; runs out of power, shuts down completely and waits 15 seconds before suddenly vibrating out of nowhere. The thing is that I forget so it scares the crap out of me every time.

You know what true love is? I’ll tell you what! It’s when you buy a dishwasher for your man (and yourself. and your 500 kids). Our new lover is Lady Siemens and we can’t wait to take her for a spin! HAPPY DISHWASHER DAY!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!