What I Discovered This Week #10 – 0410

Doing your nails when you really have to pee isn’t the most intelligent way to combine things. I recommend a reversed order. Everything else will result in something like this;

Hop around like a damn fool while splashing chemicals on your fingers. Realize it looks like shit halfway through. Stop to re-consider; “Should i do the other hand too or just wait ’till this dries and then take it off? Damn i reeally have to pee. Okay fuck it, I’m finishing this.” Splash chemicals over the other hand and at once realize that the peeing can’t wait any longer. Initiate panic while waving hands frantically so they’ll dry. Fail. Make a squeeking sound and start to get down and dirty with the jeans. Jeans with buttons. WHO THE FUCK WEARS JEANS WITH BUTTONS-ONLY IN 2010!(!?) Try not destroy jeans completely with nail polish. Fail about 70% but succeed in getting jeans and shit out of the way. Let mother nature pass through while having a top-of-the-mountain-moment; “OMG that feels sooo good. And OMG AM I GOOD OR WHAT!” while you carefully ignore the artistic jeans. Let a moment pass and finish peeing.
Then ask yourself who is going to wipe you.

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2 Responses to “What I Discovered This Week #10 – 0410”... {add one?}

Hahahahaaha!! Nina for dælen da Nej ikke det smarteste… men gør det også alt for tit… skal da lige skynde mig at liggw neglelak – NEJ ALEXIA – det er der ikke noget der hedder.

Man ender altid med at få smurt neglelak ud over det hele, fordi man egentlig skulle nå noget andet. Hvornår lærer man det? aldrig tror jeg

Alexia @Alexia Dahl | February 3rd, 2010

Wow you crack me up.

I would have just dripped dry, or gotten nail polish all over my hooha. Whenever I paint my nails it ends up being a disaster anyway.