• Sundays are NSFW. My morning was disastrous. Everything possible went wrong. I usually prefer working Sundays over Saturdays because everyone is in zombie mode like me and hey! it looks way better on my paycheck. But when you end up paying over $20 for a cab (hi public transportation, you mean old bitch) it really isn’t worth it.
• Gift shopping this year is going to be marathon style. I have 1 day where my ass isn’t working itself off at work so here comes the Christmas psycho prepared to knock over old ladies and skip in front of kids in line. Just kidding. Right..
• Someone. SOMEONE INTERNET! Needs to get an ass mint for dogs on the market pronto. Come on people this is The Internet, you can buy anything here. Even ass mints for your ass. If you’re human. And need a minty ass. But(t) let’s face it. The man’s best friends butt, and two of them I might add, can be your worst nightmare. To the point where its a necessity to leave the room if you’d like to keep your sense of smell intact. And they say dogs smell better than humans. PFF…! I don’t see them running towards an open window.
  And yes, I totally enjoyed goggling “ass mint”.
• I still suck at writing About Me’s.
• My blogging skills are rusty. If I lived in China the government would totally take my site down. Luckily I live in a part of the world where everyone is able to publish or sell anything on The Internet. Except an ass mint for dogs, of course.

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