- I have the best doctor in the world (i don’t care how many lives your doc has saved, mine is THE Best) but i still hate him. I’m like a cat being pushed into a full bathtub when i have to go, so someone has to trow me in a car and just drive. And then i hate them for 3 days. Even though I’m fine. I am not FINE.!
I’m not scared of hospitals or doctors i just ugh! I hate GOING THERE. WAITING… To much time in a hospital bed will do that to you.. Hey that arm? Naah.. Wasn’t using that anyway. Let’s just stay home
- Decorating a Christmas tree without loosing patience not to mention your mind, or just lighting the shit on fire, is indeed an accomplishment in my world.You can judge me now internet but just wait ’till you’re the one sitting on the floor threading balls for hours before you can even put shit on the tree you just killed.
Luckily Twitter is my therapist. He always listens <3
- Being a crazy bitch in the morning and going “Hey how bout i just go shovel some snow!? I was in the army so i have a degree in digging holes!” does not pay off. Guess who’s the sucker everybody is looking at the next morning..
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